Need a journalism job? Be a marijuana critic

Denver's alt-weekly is hiring one.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hb_mCWQg0eqpIqxIAfPIe2fjnivwD9BF1BC80

 

Greatest publicity stunt evar.

Oh, and DIBS!

 

Only trouble is all the best candidates are totally gonna apply ... tomorrow.

 

"Dude, this Maui Wowee was so totally better than that dank Tijuana Red from the other shop. That stuff was totally bogus with all sorts of stems and seeds. But, like, this Maui stuff is pure bud, man. Pure bud."

 

I'm guessing there aren't too many people who have the requisite experience combined with the ability to write a grammatically correct sentence.

 

You're guessing wrong.

 

YGBFKM's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw you writing while high at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it wasn't very good.

 

You're kidding, right?

 

Yes, I am, my aptly named fellow sjer. I sometimes forget that sarcasm confuses people, especially if they're high.

 

Instead of a paycheck, you'll receive Phish tickets and a truckload of Funyuns.

 

This needs to be moved to the Jobs board.