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Nebraska v. God - I thought they were on good terms

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pastor, Sep 18, 2007.

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  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Hell just called; they were just confirming your reservation.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 18, 2007
    #13
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    They'll never get anywhere if they keep refering to God in the masculine.

    Haven't they watched 'Dogma'?
     
    GB-Hack, Sep 18, 2007
    #14
  3. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Well-Known Member

    I am shocked — SHOCKED! — that Ernie Chambers is putting himself in the spotlight again.
     
    TrooperBari, Sep 18, 2007
    #15
  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member



    He's probably annoyed that people tip wait staff 15 percent while He only gets 10...
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Sep 18, 2007
    #16
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest



    You ever try praying for a refill?
     
    zeke12, Sep 18, 2007
    #17
  6. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    God better hope I'm not on the jury.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Sep 19, 2007
    #18
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Hmmm ... are we talking actual damages or punitive damages?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Sep 19, 2007
    #19
  8. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Kaiser Sose!
     
    novelist_wannabe, Sep 19, 2007
    #20
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    How soon before a creative lawyer claims he's representing God and files a countersuit accusing the senator of not doing enough to prevent global warming which is causing widespread damages to God's property - the world.
     
    EStreetJoe, Sep 19, 2007
    #21
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I guess heaven needed a ... lesson in tort reform.

    I bet God is going to be pissed if He gets deposed on his lunch hour.
     
    Double Down, Sep 19, 2007
    #22
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Then there's the whole defamation thing ...
     
    novelist_wannabe, Sep 19, 2007
    #23
  12. Magnum

    Magnum Member

    You know the devil is getting a good chuckle out of this.

    I hope God counter-sues.

    "Jesus and his lawyer are coming back" - The Eels
     
    Magnum, Sep 20, 2007
    #24
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