Ndamukong Suh saves Louie Anderson's life ...

during practice for "Celebrity Diving."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/28/ndamukong-suh-saved-comedian-louie-anderson-during-reality-show-celebrity-diving/1870067/

Fill in your own punchline here ...

 

Now he's kicked us all in the nuts

 

I get why people like Owens and Louie Anderson would do this show... They need money and it's probably a pretty easy $50 to $100K.

Why the fuck would Ndamukong Suh do it? I'm guessing his rookie contract didn't allow for skydiving, motorcycles, bungee jumping, but someone forgot to list high-diving...

 

There really is a celebrity diving show? I though this was an Onion story.

 

There isn't *a* celebrity diving show, there are TWO celebrity diving shows

http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2012/12/fox-has-a-celebrity-diving-show-too-meet-stars-in-danger-the-high-dive.html

 

Never underestimate the American public.

 

There's a British version and according to one of the weekly British weekly panel shows I watch, lots of people watch it, so we're not the only stupid country!

 

You must not watch the NFL. This show (or one of them) was promoted endlessly during the last half of the season.

 

He is having to do a lot of image rehab because he is such a dirty shit-head cheap-shot artist and the marketing persona has stalled because of it.

 

I don't. Sunday is about my only day to spend with family.

 

With all that blubber, I figured Louie Anderson would just float to the surface on his own.

 

Most of our stupid reality shows come from Europe