NCAA deporting Cleve State hoops team?

In keeping with a very old theme on the board...
Boy, North Carolina really must've broken some serious NCAA rules, cuz the governing body is DEPORTING the Cleveland State basketball team.

Okay, actually, the CSU men's team has been practicing for two weeks, leaves tomorrow for a tour of Spain, but I thought I'd throw that hackneyed joke out there.

Still, shocking how fast the college hoops season approaches.

 

huh?

 

It's an old SportsJournalists.com chestnut, write. Joke was that every time UNC, Kansas or another college hoops power broke a rule, the NCAA would come down really hard... on Cleveland State. Making fun of the org's spineless nature.

 

IJAG will be along shortly to profanely deride this thread title. You've been warned.

 

You're right, Junkie.
It's a VERY old chestnut.

... and I live to be derided by IJAG. Will she wear heels while doing it, please?

 

I doubt IJAG gives a crap about Cleveland State.

 

Wrong, Grimace.

A joke that most everyone has heard trumps someone posting a bullshit political title.

Sorry to disappoint.

I can still wear heels for you, Killick.

 

Yeeeeeeesssssssss!

 

Oops. Did that come off a little creepy? Really, it's not a fetish. It's not!

 

*backing away slowly from thread*

 

Have you read Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins? There's a dude in there who likes to, um, uh, um, finish in ladies' shoes ...

 

Weird. I was thinking of that same book in the "shoes are better than sex" thread on the Anything Goes board.

I believe the term "gravy boat" was used in that book.