NCAA Basketball 24 hour tip off marathon

Who is going to stay up all night for it?

 

No one in his or her right mind.

 

Or with all their left and right toes.

 

A co-worker asked this the other day, but who over the age of 20 or who isn't a degenerate gambler is going to seriously be excited for a 3 a.m. tipoff from at Mount St. Mary's, or a 5 a.m. tipoff in Hawaii? Maybe it's background noise getting ready for work, and it is a fun concept (especially for the students on the home campuses), but is there anyone painting their face or getting fired up for this?

 

This would've been awesome ... In 1986.

 

Haven't they been playing games for, like, a week?

EDIT: OK, since Friday. Close enough.

 

UConn-Stanford women going to OT

 

Tara Van Der Veer would kick the hell out of Geno Auriema.

 

Jon Sciambi needs to stay with baseball.

Clitoris Burke is carrying this awful broadcast.

 

....and Stanford rushes the floor!....

Bwaa-haa-haa

 

According to Fran Lasagna, Wichita State playing Memphis in Sioux Falls, South Dakota is "essentially.....a neutral sight game."

Uh.....

 

UConn looked like they didn't have a clue what the score was or how much time was left in the final minute.