Natalie Portman *really* likes Hillary for president

Based on that picture, the site should be called forgetbra.com, not forgetfoo.com.

 

tony - bras are overrated.

 

Just make sure you watch your eyes.

 

Safety glasses recommended.

 

That look on Natalie's face does seem to say either "She just told me she's taking me back to her home planet" or "Ohmygod she just grabbed my ass."

 

I've got a pair of friends who've been dating for six years or so, and when the girl was in high school, up until the middle of college, her breasts were as pointy as I've ever seen on anyone. They were big and looked like they'd been sharpened. When they left the room, the rest of us would make crack after crack, and someone would inevitably say, "Jesus, I hope he wears safety goggles during foreplay."

 

Well, the latter would explain why her nipples got erect.

 

Udder-ly shocking.

 

Get a room, you two.
But lono? That baby is still moving. Well-damn-played.

 

Thanks, nothing quite like getting Bastard props. [/humbled]

 

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