Natalee Holloway Suspect Joran Van Der Sloot Sought in Peru Murder

This is crazy. We're getting into serial killer territory here.

 

I'm happy Nancy Grace has her summer programming set.

 

Greta Van Susteren probably won't find Peru as nice as Aruba.

 

Ah, the missing-virgin-cheerleader-of-the-week that keeps on giving.

 

This is why I am never leaving the country.

 

Contract hit would be a beautiful thing on this psycho f-tard

 

Five years to the day Holloway disappeared, eh? That sneaky fucking Dutch. Sumbitch got away last time. His ass isn't getting out of this one. Peru ain't Aruba, where you can screw up an investigation.

 

His father also ain't the chief judge in Peru either. Good luck sucker. Of course, first they have to find him.

 

You know what? Peru could call up Columbia and loan out a few of their drug lords. They'll smoke Van Der Sloot's ass out quicker than a short-order cook whipping up a Denver omelet.

 

You mean Columbia University or Columbia, S.C.? Sorry, couldn't resist. ;D But you're right, those bad asses would whack Van Der Punk in a skinny second.

 

I'm calling every woman I know on May 30, 2015, to make sure they're safe.

 

With any luck, this guys in some hell hole of a Peruvian prison in 2015.