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Natalee Holloway Suspect Joran Van Der Sloot Sought in Peru Murder

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Jun 2, 2010.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    This is crazy. We're getting into serial killer territory here.

     
  2. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I'm happy Nancy Grace has her summer programming set.
     
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Greta Van Susteren probably won't find Peru as nice as Aruba.
     
  4. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Ah, the missing-virgin-cheerleader-of-the-week that keeps on giving.
     
  5. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    This is why I am never leaving the country.
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Contract hit would be a beautiful thing on this psycho f-tard
     
  7. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    Five years to the day Holloway disappeared, eh? That sneaky fucking Dutch. Sumbitch got away last time. His ass isn't getting out of this one. Peru ain't Aruba, where you can screw up an investigation.
     
  8. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    His father also ain't the chief judge in Peru either. Good luck sucker. Of course, first they have to find him.
     
  9. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    You know what? Peru could call up Columbia and loan out a few of their drug lords. They'll smoke Van Der Sloot's ass out quicker than a short-order cook whipping up a Denver omelet.
     
  10. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    You mean Columbia University or Columbia, S.C.? Sorry, couldn't resist. ;D But you're right, those bad asses would whack Van Der Punk in a skinny second.
     
  11. linotype

    linotype Well-Known Member

    I'm calling every woman I know on May 30, 2015, to make sure they're safe.
     
  12. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    With any luck, this guys in some hell hole of a Peruvian prison in 2015.
     
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