Naked, greased-up kid arrested!

sportschick · Jan 29, 2007

I am not dating him, for the record.

Ohio students’ lunch interrupted by greased, naked peer
WESTERVILLE, Ohio — A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.
Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.
â€œThat prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess,â€ Gaylor said.
Officer Doug Staysniak was monitoring the lunch period when Killian, with long hair and a full beard, ran in the room toward students, who screamed and ran away. The officer is normally assigned to a middle school and did not recognize Killian as a student, Gaylor said.
Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.
Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. A message seeking comment was left at Killian’s home.
School officials reported that Killian was a good student, Gaylor said. There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.
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spup1122 · Jan 29, 2007

Good call on the disclaimer, SC. I know at least five people who would have asked that as their first response to the story -- myself included.

sportschick · Jan 29, 2007

spup1122 said:

Good call on the disclaimer, SC. I know at least five people who would have asked that as their first response to the story -- myself included.
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Between the age and the fact he was bearded, I figured some of you weirdos might!

BYH · Jan 30, 2007

That this thread wasn't started by PerryWhite ranks as the greatest upset since Rambo wrote a gramatically correct sentence.

dooley_womack1 · Jan 30, 2007

BYH said:

That this thread wasn't started by PerryWhite ranks as the greatest upset since Rambo wrote a gramatically correct sentence.
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So Beej, did the stun gun hurt?

spnited · Jan 30, 2007

sportschick said:

I am not dating him, for the record.
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I don't believe you!

Ellis Redding · Jan 30, 2007

You're never gonna catch me!

TheSportsPredictor · Jan 30, 2007

It's never an 18-yo girl.

Idaho · Jan 30, 2007

Good luck getting into college, Mr. Good Student.

sportschick · Jan 30, 2007

Idaho said:

Good luck getting into college, Mr. Good Student.
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He's in Ohio. He'll be a Bobcat in no time.

Angola! · Jan 30, 2007

I just wish I could have grown a beard in high school. Shit, I wish I could grow a beard now.

sportschick · Jan 30, 2007

Angola! said:

I just wish I could have grown a beard in high school. Shit, I wish I could grow a beard now.
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Beards are hot!

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