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Naked, drunk and tased is no way to go through life, son

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    As it says in the article, this is clearly the frontrunner for sports arrest of the year. Maybe the decade.
    Oregon State offensive lineman Tyler Thomas was arrested after police found him naked and drunk in a woman's house (he did not know her). When police confronted Thomas, he got down in a three-point stance and charged the cops.
    And that's when they broke out the Taser.
    Thomas has been kicked off the team.

    From the police report:
  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  3. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    The police noticed his knuckles were white - indicating a running play. So they tased him.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    So, if you're naked when they arrest you is that how they lock you up?
  5. WolvEagle

    WolvEagle Active Member

    So .... Police tased a naked Beaver?
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Someone wake Houston Nutt.
  7. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    Former Duck Masoli is so upset about being upstaged by a Beaver, now he'll have to get himself into a fourth unfortunate situation and get arrested again.
  8. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member

    A friend of mine (sheriff's deputy) once had to arrest a 300-pound naked man, who was sitting in a tub surround by lit candle (he had broken in). It turned into a "slippery wrestling" match. My buddy said he burned his uniform that night and asked for a desk job.
  9. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Can't blame him for wanting a desk job.
  10. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    Why does this story makes me remember this classic scene?

  11. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    He'll be enrolled at Montana or at Montana State in no time.
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