N.D. high school principal accused of burning down school

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That's very, very young to be a high school principle.

 

Never spent any time in the classroom?

Either this is the shittiest job in the world, or this kid is connected.

 

Maybe his Lenten vow was to not burn down any buildings and he wanted to get it out of his system beforehand?

 

Let's see if he can burn down a prison cell next.

 

It's Dickinson, North Dakota. Whether the job be for principal or sports editor, you take who you can get. (Fill in the blank) ain't walkin' through that door.

 

Someone took his red stapler.

 

Apparently, he has no principles.

 

He had no class, and probably can't even think of a word that rhymes.

So, school's out for summer.

 

Like all people in the oil patch, he was only focused on consuming available resources.