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MY SON GOT ENGAGED!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Dec 16, 2012.

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  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Funny, we ran into the "dumper" not that long ago and, since I'm so happy, I'll be kind. I'll just say he's upgraded. Significantly. He hates to admit I'm right about anything but he has conceded it on this point several times.
     
    Moderator1, Dec 17, 2012
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  2. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Mervis Diamond ad on this page. Nice.
     
    JackReacher, Dec 17, 2012
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  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    He didn't go there OR to Jared. Lots of "he went to Jared" comments on Facebook, which is fine. But he didn't go to Jared.

    Or Mervis.

    Or my wallet, thankfully.
     
    Moderator1, Dec 17, 2012
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  4. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Great news to hear, Moddy. Congrats on getting another daughter ;)
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Dec 17, 2012
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  5. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I'm more interested in the ring box.

    And congratulations and whatnot. Pretty soon, we'll be calling you "Gramps."
     
    Versatile, Dec 17, 2012
    #41
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    It's the old cliche that you never believe until it happens to you...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Dec 17, 2012
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  7. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Congratulations!

    Now, are you going to tell the joke about the old Jewish guy and the 20-year-old twins? Not sure I know that one.
     
    KJIM, Dec 17, 2012
    #43
  8. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Wonderful, wonderful news!
     
    Bob Cook, Dec 17, 2012
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  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    An 85-year-old man wanders into a Catholic church and heads to the confessional. A priest comes in and says, "What's on your mind, sir?"

    The old man says he's been married 65 years to a wonderful, fabulous woman. Loves her as much as they day they were married. And he's always been faithful.

    "But yesterday," he said, "these two gorgeous 20-year-olds, blonde twins, come up to me on the street. They say they have this fantasy about an old man. So we go to a hotel and my goodness, I have my way with both of them. Every which way you can imagine. All afternoon and well into the night. I felt like a kid again. It was marvelous. Didn't know I had it in me."

    Well, the priest said, normally I'd have a stronger feeling about this. But you've been a good, faithful husband for so long. One slip in all that time? Give me three Hail Marys and we'll call it good.

    "What's a Hail Mary?" the old man said.

    "What's a Hail Mary? Really? Aren't you Catholic?"

    "No, I'm Jewish."

    "So why are you in here telling me this?"

    "Hell, Father, I'm telling EVERYBODY!!"
     
    Moderator1, Dec 17, 2012
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  10. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    That's gold, Moddy. Gold.
     
    KJIM, Dec 17, 2012
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  11. Central-KY-Kid

    Central-KY-Kid Well-Known Member

    Congratulations!
     
    Central-KY-Kid, Dec 17, 2012
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  12. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Pics or GTFO....


    ...just joshin' ya! Congrats to the kids! :)
     
    spikechiquet, Dec 17, 2012
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