My roommate is a d*ck

Best new website ever

http://myroommateisadick.com/

Don't forget the archives

The naked sleeping hookup and the daily pube cutting are my favorites.

 

My freshman year, one of my two roommates must have been with three dozen different women, I shit you not. The worst of it was when he brought one back and had sex with her in the room while I was sleeping...

On the top bunk.

Later on in the year, he borrowed my RA's car, drove it drunk and crashed it right out in front of the doors, and the coup de gras was when he, in a drunken rage, punched my computer and busted it pretty good. He did not return for his second semester, suffice to say.

 

Phil -- Get outta my head. Had a roommate do the same thing (bunk bed sex), and got pissed when I got up, crawled out of bed and went out to our suite's couch to sleep the rest of the night. What a dick.

 

My freshman roommate started a bra collection on the wall.

Rule was: If he had sex with her, he kept the bra.

There were 30+ by the time Spring Break finished.

Guy's an ER doctor now.

 

I had a roommate once, two-bedroom place, and sometimes on weekends he had custody of his 4-year-old daughter.

And then he would bring his skeezy girlfriend over and put his sleeping daughter in the closet while he boffed the flooze........

 

I thought this was going to be a joke.

I had bad roommates all of my freshman year in college, but I moved into a living situation where I would be my own roommate to avoid any situation like this.

 

Better than doing it right there in front of her, I guess...

 

Had a roommate who once had sex IN my bed while I was gone, another collection of dudes that once threw a giant fucking party the night before a big exam. And now, one that hasn't paid two months' rent and has a giant collection of beer bottles in the corner that have been sitting there for months on end, with the goal being a beer-bottle coffee table.

 

I can't imagine there's much audience for a Web site about people who live with ducks ... or did I misinterpret the thread title?

 

Had a roomie who picked up a girl during break, brought her back to our apartment and had sex with her in my bed (I had a bigger bed than he did) and sohrtly thereafter during the just lay there and relax portion of the evening, she realized the Aunt Flo had decided to visit. Needless to say, my bed was an absolute mess.

 

Barsuk, you did misinterpret it...the site's actually about people who live with patios in the back of their houses, or in front. Or maybe, people who play lots and lots of solitaire.