My new hero

The fact that their last name's are the same is not irony.
Stupid AP.

 

Is it ironic that you fucked up a plural with an apostrophe while calling out someone else for a mistake?

(love you, Rhody)

 

I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

 

Where's the honeymoon going to be, Little Mexico?

 

Mexican makes me poop so I doubt it.

 

So why would you have your wedding at Taco Bell?

And, for the record, almost everything you eat makes you poop eventually.

 

I'd want to have the wedding at a Taco Bell because, well, the little lady likes her gorditas. Me? I'm a soft taco, no lettuce kind of guy.

The main factor would be the absolute look of disgust on my mother's face. I imagine that would be too awesome for words.

 

My parents would expect that from me. They'd pay for it with gift cards I was going to get for Christmas.