My new hero

If only she had said no one question earlier.

 

Well, I have a midwestern Ontario accent....

 

And that differs from a southeastern Prince Edward Island accent how?

 

Try Friendly's. And get the appetizer planter. You won't be sorry.

 

I've never been to P.E.I., let alone the southeastern portion of that province, so I honestly can't say.

I've just been told by people who don't live in this part of Ontario that we who do live here have a distinctive accent.

 

It sounds just like... fail? Wait... that's Toronto in the first week of April...

 

Not trying to pick a fight. I just remember when I was in eastern Nunavut, the accent was different than in north central Yukon.

Go Ravens.

 

Of course, the flight from Sydney cost $1500 or so. Not to quibble or anything.

 

You do. Think Deliverance.

 

I earned my illustrious sheepskin in that wonderful little Illinois town ... and now work about 45 minutes west.

Oh, and while I have yet to marry in a fast food restaurant, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom ...

 

Yeah, but the wedding cost $200.

My fiancee's already here. No need for a flight.

$200 for the wedding and the rest can be spent on the Honeymoon.