My neighbors belong in straitjackets thread, part 57

Please don't; that sounds like the lamest thing ever.

 

Name: dooley_womack1
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Think of every post as a pearl of wisdom.

 

I'd give Superman a call and see if he's available to spin the world backwards so that you can have a re-do and not talk to the possibly psychotic woman on the block. Who is apparently heavy enough to suffocate you should she choose.

 

I am with trifecta in this. Doubly so.

Worst headache you can have.

I might even consider apologizing and saying you were wigged out because you lost your phone or whatever.

You don't want her to start calling the cops every time a blade of grass is out of place or poisoning your pets or whatever her hobbies might be.

 

Repped for real talk.

 

Sounds like she'd get winded before reaching the pets.

 

I don't know how on-topic this is, but my dog found a condom in the parking lot of our apartment complex the other day and then ate it.

Then threw it up later in the afternoon.

Then I almost threw up.

My neighbors are truly filthy people (my dog's pretty disgusting too).

 

At least they're responsible enough to practise safe sex.

 

At least they likely won't end up breeding, at least not now.

 

I will never apologize to this nutjob. She calls the cops on everyone anyway, and now they really can ignore her since her husband got fired as an ADA.

Bristol Whipped, that is a fabulous threadjack.