My mother was right - stay off carnival rides

You sonofabitch! I opened this thread and said the only person who could beat me to posting pics of the carnies is John.

Oh well. I was beaten by the best. BEATEN by the BEST, boy.

 

Carnie folk are the cleverest folk around.

 

Out of my way! I'm Hitler!

 

It's a proud day for me. Now if only that would be today's episode.

 

Ten-year-olds don't care about risk to reward ratios so carnies will continue to win their hearts.

 

Moddy,

Your mother must have been some kind of soul-searching psychic to divine that rusty, rattletrap contraptions put together on the fly by meth addicts might be dangerous.

 

An even better one here: The Halloween episode from '96 when Kang and Kodos take over Clinton and Dole.

"Stop. We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us."
And, of course: "Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos!"

 

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for all!

 

I didn't get Bart Carny, but I did get the episode where they go to Flanders' beach house, which includes a trip to the carnival and Marge's line: Don't make me get the carny!

 

that was just on Friday, I think. Sounds like you're one behind us.

I'm still pissed I missed Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely. The last episode I ever saw as a collegian.

 

My all-time favorite Milhouse moment: School's out! Up yours, Crabapple!

 

Then of course Lou brings him back in.

"How'd you get him back so fast?"
"We've got an inside source."

Everyone stares at a nervous Martin.