My Leap Year Baby

Congrats! Our due date was Feb. 29. And I was hoping it would happen. But, alas, you can't fight mother nature and the little one arrived a week early.

Congrats again! Fatherhood is awesome.

 

Actually, not to get too graphic, but we wanted to get the kid circumsised, and the both the resident and chief pediatrician at the hospital said we couldn't because of his, um, rather large size. I know that sounds like fatherly boasting, but it's totally true. I'm not sure how it works, but I'll keep repeating the story until it goes down in family lore.

 

Congrats pa! And on having the son as well...

 

Way to go, pa. I guess we humped right around the same time, along with Pete. That's nice to think about.

I don't want to jack the thread -- but for the love of a sensitive penis, don't get your boy cut. (Congrats on the size of his lump, by the way; I'm pretty sure my new one won't find his future in porn, unless it's as a writer/director, fingers crossed.)

Think of his wiener as the Pope: The man looks better with his hat.

Congratulations.

 

Warm summers make for busy springs, I suppose.

I was on the fence about circumsision anyway. My biggest fear was I wouldn't know quite how to clean it. Not an issue now, and the kid doesn't have to go through that pain, so I see it as a win-win situation.

 

Elaine: Have you ever seen one?
Jerry: You mean that wasn't -
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: No.. you?
Elaine: Ya.
Jerry: What'd you think?
Elaine: No ...
Jerry: Not good?
Elaine: No, had no face, no personality, very dull. It was like a martian. But hey, that's me.