My last 2 1/2 hours of eating..........

Don't blame me, blame Rikki Rockett.

And yes, it's a long story.

 

Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't drink cow pus.

Don't need nothin...but cow pus.

 

1 percent milk is the shit. Was once a 2 percent man, but would never go back.

Skim milk might very well be cow piss given its consistency.

 

For milk, if you live in Eastern Pa. or NJ try to find something called Skim Plus. Fat-free like skim, but the taste and consistency of 1% or 2%.

 

Wimp. You gotta play hurt.

 

I know I'm a wimp. Didn't you see the posts yesterday about girly crying?

 

No points in salt. You just need to develop a good sense of guestimating portion sizes. Better to overguestimate on points than underguestimate.

 

Yeah, that's what I'm figuring. I like eating shrimp, like popcorn shrimp. I don't think the portion I eat is 10 points worth, but it's more than 3 points. So I'll call it 8 and make it a night.

 

The milk puke is better than a lot of other stuff, because the dairy actually coats the esophagus on the way back up so it doesn't burn. Better than, say, orange juice puke.

 

C'mon, Cadet. Take the challenge.

 

That just made me puke.