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My idiot co-worker ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. JoelHammond

    JoelHammond Member

    yes. Also, where is your avatar from? It's freaking fantastic.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    ...is still smarter than TSP. :D :D :D
     
  3. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    ...thinks celebrities consist only of people like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton... When Charlton Heston or Isaac Hayes die, it is not news fit for her Society page...
     
  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    One day at work, a female boss of mine kept going to the bathroom. No one cared, because we all hated her, but she eventually blurted out.

    "If you're wondering why I keep going to the bathroom its because I have hives in unmentionable places."

    No one spoke. Then she kept going.

    "I can't mention them because they are unmentionable."

    Then I think one of the news reporters threw up in a trash can.
     
  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    What a strange, yet awesome thought.
     
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I once sat next to a woman whose elderly cat was dying.

    She called the vet several times a day to describe, in detail, what unpleasant goop was oozing from which orifice at the particular moment.

    When it finally died, she told any source she talked to how it had ruined her life.

    Then, she spent weeks on the phone, trying to decide whether to have it cremated or freeze dried (she ended up toasting it).

    The final crisis was keeping the cleaning woman from sweeping all the memento cat hair out of her house.

    Other co-workers were pretty hurt when she was fired a few months later (they sprained wrists doing hand springs).
     
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    The guy across from me talked like Flick from A Christmas Story -- well, just the tongue meets metal pole scene -- for half his shift over the weekend. He's, um, rather odd.

    If I hadn't been so swamped I would've decked him. :)
     
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    That's what GFBN is claiming I did to him last night.


    What is she, a fucking astronaut?
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Demonstrably and proveably so?
     
  10. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    We have a dumb ass who likes to watch a sporting event and do play-by-play over the play-by-play until somebody tells him to STFU. And yet he does it again the next night.
     
  11. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    I don't really know why, but that made me absolutely crack up...
     
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Hoopool says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
     
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