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My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, May 15, 2010.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Well, not really my ex-wife's dress. But here's a guy whose wife bailed, left her dress behind and told him she didn't want it and he could do whatever he wanted with it.

    He took her at her word.

    To date, he's used it as a tablecloth, a bed liner, a drop cloth for oil changes and painting, dental floss, a scarecrow, a dog toy, a gym towel, a gas cap, a pasta strainer, a tent, a sled, MC Hammer pants and much more.

    And now he has a website, a Twitter feed and a Facebook page where he shows all of the creative uses he has found for it.


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    As for my own ex-wife's dress, she took it with her. Hell, for all I know she does the same things with it that this guy does. ;D
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  2. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    OK, now that is funny. But it's an awfully expensive paper towel!
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    It's Not
  4. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I'd take pictures of me finishing on his ex-wife's sister's grill and then using the dress as a fuckmop.
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Methinks we're finished here, so to speak.
  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Fuckmop is the dirtiest thing I have ever read on this site. Which is ironic, considering it's apparently a cleaning device.
  7. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    A hell of an observation. Oh, and holy shit.
  8. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    That could be the greatest word ever.
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