My ex-girlfriend's getting engaged...

Every serious girlfriend I've ever had is now married. Since that's a road I don't want to go down (at least as of this writing), I couldn't be happier for them.

 

George : "Amazing...I drive them to Lesbianism...and he brings them back!"
Elaine : "Kramer, this woman has never been with a man in her life..."
Kramer : "I'm Kramer!"

 

It's the Kavorka.

 

No, their happiness will haunt you for the rest of your life.

 

In the movie 'Love Actually' Keira Knightley gets married to a guy and seems legitimately happy. But this other guy is harboring all these feelings for her.

At the end of the movie, he lets her know how he feels. We assume she will remain happily married. Actually, maybe we shouldn't assume. But that's not the point. The point is, he let it out, and it was cathartic.

Get it?

 

There was nothing more gut wrenching and weird than the recent time I ran into my ex-fiancee (who stopped taking her crazy pills leading to our breakup) with her baby and new husband. The baby was about five months old and we'd only been broken up for about 18 months. You do the math.

So I feel for ya, man. It's tough.

 

The way I see it ... if the exes are happy, I'm happy for them. Because I've dated some miserable people in the past and if they've finally found someone other than me to be miserable with, they have to be happy.

 

Just cue up the classic "My Girlfriend's Boyfriend Isn't Me" and let the sorrow wash over you.

(anyone? Flash? anyone?)

 

Hey, who knows ... one of my favourite breakup songs is I Fucking Hate You by Godsmack.

 

Yeah but do you know who sang that song I referenced?

No shame if you don't. Much shame if you do!

 

stoob.

pick up the pink courtesy phone.