My door is always open for this girl

How DARE you besmirch the good name of frats!!! These ugly girls are not WORTHY of being tapped by these upstanding Greek gentlemen!

Philanthropy.

[/sportswriter,notajunky]

 

This doesn't look like Ann Arbor to me, FWIW. Truthfully, it looks like Wisconsin-Milwaukee's campus. Has this photo been confirmed? Judging the the URL – totallycrap.com – checking facts probably did not occur. I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Don't mean to ruin anyone's boner fun.

 

No, that's Ann Arbor....

 

Did you forget the blue font? She's more like a buttaentirebody. She looks like Tyler Hansbrough. And "kinda of" made me pause for a second.

 

I would gladly elbow her in the nose and give her a strawberry shortcake

 

I wouldn't fuck her with deep's dick and Yawn pushing.

 

Fixed.

Courtesy,

Chris Rock and Gerald Levert

 

I know there's some lying folks on this board EXAMPLE: I would hit B. Spears, C. Aguilera, so-on, so-forth, but isn't this something we all can REALLY agree on?

 

Of course this ain't the real deal. It's more Deep_Background bullshit.

 

Agreed. That's definitely Ann Arbor.

As far as if that's the chick or not, who knows.

 

This is an interesting dilemma, and I've debated different parts of it for the last 45 minutes and came to this conclusion when envisioning myself in their shoes.

I think a gangbang is out of the question. If this bitch was a hot blonde sorority girl, it's possible. But she's not that attractive, and considering what she broke into the house to do, I wouldn't trust her to play nice with my dick.

Now, do you call the police? There comes a time when watching a below-average girl masturbating gets tired, and if she's on drugs as third-hand sources suggest, than you want her to just go away after the allure starts to disappear. 30 minutes sounds about right

Throw away the couch? I imagine there's a lot worse shit happening on different pieces of furniture in that house. But if it helps them sleep, whatever.

We see these pics. I imagine someone took some more graphic stuff than that. She was, after all, masturbating naked in front of dozens of drunk, horny college dudes.

 

I was in Detroit for Opening Day and I heard the head of the frat interviewed on the Drew and Mike morning show on 101.1 WRIF (one of the best morning show's around, by the way).

Anyway, he said the photo is real and it's the only one they took.

He said chaos reigned during the ordeal. And the woman looked and sounded to be on drugs. She told the guys it was "her dream to have 10 guys at once."

Morals and fear (citing the Duke lacrosse scandal and STDs) got the better of them and they called the police.

That photo is posted here: http://pikecomedynight.com/

That is the official site of the frat's fundraising benefit for a frat brother's real brother who suffered paralysis while playing D2 football at New Haven.

They are auctioning off the couch on eBay to raise money for the football player's therapy.

Also, his interview may be archived here: http://www.wrif.com/dm/ but I haven't looked.

In the interview he did say "that's not the worst thing to have happened on that couch."