My door is always open for this girl

I like the "yikes!" look on the face of the guy in the top photo ... who also bears some resemblance to Jon Stewart.

 

Like your average frat fuck gives a shit. I've seen frat fucks tap some of the nastiest, ugliest, most disgusting freshmen skanks you've ever laid eyes on. Shit, usually the frats take chicks like that and make 'em little sisters because they're up for almost anything because Wlat knows no one else wants 'em.

I'll bet my golf clubs at least one of them at least thought "well, i could still tap it from behind."

 

You people that fucking stupid to believe that's the chick? It's another D_B creation.

 

So, that's what an exhibitionist does, eh? Gets her rocks off while everyone watches her.

Too bad the frat didn't understand that Voyeurism 101 is mandated on campuses everywhere, outside of Skinemax!

 

I would NOT hit it!

 

What he said. Frats do NOT have the pick of the litter, so they take what they can get. And she's reasonably within those losers' ranges.

 

That guy in the foreground was tearin' ass back to the house. Greatness.

 

and there's still no sex in the Champaign Room

 

My guess is that the guys ran a train and wanted to get rid of the evidence. That couch is probably in a place of legendary honor or the whole freakin house is totally gay

 

Not for Chief Illiniwek, anyway.

 

Or at Miami, they would have burned

Tatoo on her inner thigh, classy. I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and say stripper

 

You were wise to include that clause from the start. Good call there.