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My door is always open for this girl

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by GimpyScribe, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. GimpyScribe

    GimpyScribe Member

    http://media.www.michigandaily.com/media/storage/paper851/news/2007/03/26/Crime/Masturbating.Trespasser.Booted.From.Frat-2791352.shtml

    ... though, I reserve the right to change my mind until seeing a picture.
     
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    TTIWWOP
     
  3. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    If you read the story carefully, you realize the frat boys took in excess of 30 minutes to call the police.
     
  4. ondeadline

    ondeadline Active Member

    Naturally, the question is: Shaven or unshaven?

    Throw out the couch? I'm guessing she left a little something for the fratboys.
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Story said they are throwing out the couch. My guess is she wasn't a supermodel or anything.
     
  6. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Leave it up to a bunch of yssups from from U of M to throw a masturbating chick out.

    Probably because she wasn't wearing a cardigan or a turtleneck.
     
  7. GimpyScribe

    GimpyScribe Member

    But it sounds like they waited 30 minutes before calling the police. I'm guessing if she was beastly, it wouldn't have taken that long to call the cops.
     
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    anyone read the reponses under the story?

    Fred sez: Rather rude of them to call the police and drive her off instead of paying her for the show.
     
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Julia sez: Maybe the girl just wanted to get gang banged...really not that crazy of a thing to do. I can't believe the guys called the police. It sounds like a once in a lifetime chance to participate in a porn fantasy.
     
  10. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    Shouldn't they keep the couch for DNA samples?
     
  11. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    This would not have happened at Ohio State.
     
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    That would not have happened at West Virginia either.

    They would have lit the couch on fire instead.
     
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