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My Colon

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jones, Jul 9, 2007.

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  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I do hope you're referring to the metal object and not what it's going to enter...
     
    slappy4428, Jul 9, 2007
    #49
  2. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    A little from Colon A...
     
    Jones, Jul 9, 2007
    #50
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Better bring a bucket to sit in, you'll still be peeing out your ass until tomorrow night.

    If you just did the fizzy stuff, when do you begin the gasoline embalming second part of the prep?
     
    21, Jul 9, 2007
    #51
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Nice... you should be a writer ...
     
    slappy4428, Jul 9, 2007
    #52
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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    Why didn't you give me some advance notice, man? I would have gleefully flown on up for this!
     
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    The Big Ragu, Jul 9, 2007
    #53
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Coming in October's Esquire -- My Colonscopy: Man's Inhumanity to Man
     
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    slappy4428, Jul 9, 2007
    #54
  7. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I've got another jug o' shitagent chilling now, for 8:30 this evening. God, just the thought of gagging it back is making me queasy.

    I feel like I've made an appointment to suck dick.
     
    Jones, Jul 9, 2007
    #55
  8. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    This is a pretty shitty thread.
     
    TwoGloves, Jul 9, 2007
    #56
  9. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    I leave for a half-hour, and this thread explodes, much like someone's colon.
     
    JBHawkEye, Jul 9, 2007
    #57
  10. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Figures the guy named TwoGloves would show up.
     
    Jones, Jul 9, 2007
    #58
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Hey, if that helps you get through it, fine... But what you signed on for is much worse than sucking dick.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jul 9, 2007
    #59
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Are you scheduled to chug the goo before or after the soccer game?
     
    slappy4428, Jul 9, 2007
    #60
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