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My wife's upstairs, with a pillow over her head.

Meanwhile, I just painted another wall.

 

TMI!!! TMI!!! TMI!!!!

 

Jones,
What a coincidence. I'm getting one in a month.
Thanks for the preview.
Are you getting put under. I am.
Since I'm leaving for work soon, I look forward to seeing this thread around 11:30 tonight.
Good luck and seriously, God bless.

 

I'm going for the morphine, patchs. Only thing good about this whole deal. Free high.

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

Time for some chicken broth.

So hungry.

 

They don't put you completely under, just to sleep. They'd have to intibate (spelling?) you if they put you under, otherwise you wouldn't breathe on your own. That and they need to reserve the ability to wake you up right there. I can't remember why.

 

You're fuckin' crazy.

 

True, but that's what makes him Jones....

 

Tubgirl sends her regards and a waterproof, shockproof camera.

 

Not until you've been completely emptied, buddy.

 

Foul, just foul. But funny, very funny.

 

I'm the keeper, backup keeper can't make it.

I am fearful of sharting mid-kick. I'll see how I feel a few hours from now.

Uh oh. Trouble's brewing.

Maybe I should be filming this and putting it on the Internet. Everything's a fetish, you know.