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My Colon

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jones, Jul 9, 2007.

  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Will be scoped tomorrow, so today it is being cleansed.

    I have been fasting since last night.

    Ten minutes ago, I chugged down the prescribed bottle of Phosphates Solution, mixed with the champagne of ginger ales.

    Ten minutes from now, I fear my toilet will be visited with a furious anger not witnessed since the last time I ate KFC.

    I will keep you posted.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Ummm ... thanks?

    Also, enjoy having a foreign object shoved up your ass. I know you usually do.
  3. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Active Member

    This thread, and Jones' trip to the can, will not end well.
  4. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Active Member

    And good luck on the colonoscopy.
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Jones, I feel for you buddy. I had to go through the prep twice in a month's span. I was near homicidal after I went through it the first time and they told me I wasn't "prepared" enough to undergo the procedure. The nurses were terrified. The prep truly is the hardest part.
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Jones' end will not end well.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    may your colon be clean and smooth... unlike this guy

  8. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    More kind words, please and thank you.

    My stomach just made a noise that I can only describe as alarming.

    I have also begun to cramp.

    I am afraid.
  9. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Bring a book.

    A waterproof book.
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    You can't think like that. The more your insides turn to liquid and come spraying out, the closer you are to not having to drink that evil swill anymore. And then you're that much closer to the whole thing being over with.
  11. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Looking at the thread title left me with only two thoughts.
    1) Jones' hairy ass was on display again.
    2) Boots has a new neighbor.

    I am going to guess that you have never had the joy of eating at White Castle.
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Should I proud or mortified that I have expert knowledge on the subject of this thread?
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