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my chanukah party....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by shockey, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    Dude:

    We all know you're an effin stud already. We just need to convince the frummes that you belong in the fold.
     
  2. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    If it'll help, I'll make jokes about Jesus. For example: Why was Jesus a terrible hockey player? He was always nailed to the boards. Ba-dump-bah!
     
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    It's not you. We Jews, especially the Orthodox, don't go out and actively recruit converts... you have to come to us wanting to convert.
     
  4. lono

    lono Active Member

    You're hired!
     
  5. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Sweet! [/said in an Eric Cartman voice]
     
  6. This one took an odd turn.
    From Crossed Challahs Of Death to H'Beat's Quest For Meaning.
    I love this place.
     
  7. casty33

    casty33 Active Member

    Shockey, it may be naive of me to ask but please settle this one for this Gentile. You titled this "my chanukah party," 21 wrote that she was celebrating hannukah. Which is the correct spelling? I don't know why I want to know, I just find it interesting.

    And will the parents be coming back for the next gathering?
     
  8. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Hanukkah is homophone heaven. There are multiple spellings that are correct.
    Chanukah, Hannukah, Hanukkah are just a few of the correct spellings.
     
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Went to a latke and vodka party last night. A two-hour drive in the rain combined with a low tolerance for alcohol resulted in partaking of too little vodka. But the hosts put out a ton of food so I partook of too much food (including latkes)
     
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Exactly, Joe.
     
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I don't get it. Seinfeld is already Jewish, why would he have to convert?
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Temple Beth Replay. Perfect.
     
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