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My bologna has a first name, it's Punch You In The Mouth

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member


    Don't look at me!
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  3. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    76 cents. Awesome.
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Around the office the other day, we were talking about "foods you ate all the time as a kid and never eat now," and bologna sandwiches were a popular nomination.

    It's been 35 years since I ate a bologna sandwich.
  5. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    What kind of cheese?
  6. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Well, that gives a whole new meaning to "He was on it like a bum on a bologna sandwich."
  7. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    What would be even better is if, after the bum stole the sandwich and ran off the bus he looked at the guy he punched, spit on the sandwich and threw it on the ground. :)
  8. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    He was putting mayonnaise on bologna and cheese?
    He deserved to be punched in the mouth.
  9. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Mayo is OK as long as there's also lettuce.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Ain't that the fucking truth. Used to eat bologna and mayo sandwiches all the time as a kid. Now the thought of consuming either one--never mind both--makes me wretch.

    Every time I go to the deli, I notice that bologna is the cheapest meat there. It's always like $2.99 a pound. It must have been like 35 cents a pound in 1981.
  11. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Bologna is basically a hot dog flattened.
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I stopped eating bologna and hot dogs after I read the contents on the package. If I were homeless and had to steal to eat, I might not be as selective, though.
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