My bologna has a first name, it's Punch You In The Mouth

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090618/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bologna_robbery

 

76 cents. Awesome.

 

Around the office the other day, we were talking about "foods you ate all the time as a kid and never eat now," and bologna sandwiches were a popular nomination.

It's been 35 years since I ate a bologna sandwich.

 

What kind of cheese?

 

Well, that gives a whole new meaning to "He was on it like a bum on a bologna sandwich."

 

What would be even better is if, after the bum stole the sandwich and ran off the bus he looked at the guy he punched, spit on the sandwich and threw it on the ground.

 

He was putting mayonnaise on bologna and cheese?
He deserved to be punched in the mouth.

 

Mayo is OK as long as there's also lettuce.

 

Ain't that the fucking truth. Used to eat bologna and mayo sandwiches all the time as a kid. Now the thought of consuming either one--never mind both--makes me wretch.

Every time I go to the deli, I notice that bologna is the cheapest meat there. It's always like $2.99 a pound. It must have been like 35 cents a pound in 1981.

 

Bologna is basically a hot dog flattened.

 

I stopped eating bologna and hot dogs after I read the contents on the package. If I were homeless and had to steal to eat, I might not be as selective, though.