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Muslims must hate strip clubs

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    To the tune of the other Strip Club Fave, You Shook Me All Night Long...

    She was pure and chaste
    No lipstick on her face
    She was the most pious servant of God in the place
    Just showing her eyes
    Her burkha telling no lies
    Issuing a fatwa making my infidel rise
    she got me on all fours
    had me coming for more
    being a supplicant to Allah for ever more

    'Cause to Mecca we were going
    Only her eyes showing
    Halal meals flowing
    And we were praying and you

    Shouted Allah Akbar
     
  2. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

  3. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    And yet in the nights leading up to 9/11 those "holy men" hijackers from the religion of peace spent many a night in strip clubs.
     
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I remembered that too. I think they just wanted an idea of what their 72 virgins were going to look like.
     
  5. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Why would anyone want 72 virgins with daddy issues?
     
  6. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Why don't Baptists have sex while standing up?

    They're afraid it might lead to dancing.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    In a Church of Christ stripper club, the pole dancers perform a cappella.
     
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    truer words, never spoken.

    now that's damn funny
     
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Who are all going to dental technician school.
     
  10. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Outstanding.
     
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