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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    The one person I know who contracted it got it at a gym, in New York City. Or so it's thought.

    I think I'd feel safer on a subway train than a gym locker-room.
  2. Deskgrunt50

    Deskgrunt50 Well-Known Member

    Did ya pull a muscle picking those cherries?
  3. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Heh. Low-hanging fruit.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Shouldn’t have ridden the subway to work.
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  5. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    No, but if you think they all rolled up in individual Fords from their single family homes...
  6. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Reading beyond the headline is highly recommended.

  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    It was a joke, y’all.

    I’m well aware of the lifestyles of migrant workers on large farms thanks to my in-laws - who are large-scale farmers.
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  8. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    Too soon to say there's a trend and not enough other info to prove causality with the Trumpist race track that defiantly opened last Saturday and denied The Media entry to tonight's Trumpist love fest, but this may be worth following. Recent seven-day averages of new test totals for Alamance County, NC, home of Ace Speedway.

  9. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  10. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    I wonder how many side affairs have been outed due to the virus?

    Like, these are the two people from the office who have it.
  11. GilGarrido

    GilGarrido Active Member

    I wonder about the rate of unplanned pregnancy (and, I suppose, abortion) among single, non-cohabiting people.
  12. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member


    I wonder how Kaganovich kept his labor costs down.

    I wonder.
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