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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

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  2. SoloFlyer

    SoloFlyer Well-Known Member

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  3. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Good! I don’t wanna get stuck behind your antique Lexus as I drive through some of the prettiest scenery and exhilarating roads in the West!
  4. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Everything is coming up Milhouse!

  5. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but I wear glasses so I'll grasp at any straw.
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  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    I heard Corona Goggles have screwed up many Mexican vacations.
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  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    More than tequila?
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  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    It’s what they tell me.

    People think they can handle beer better than they can handle hard liquor, though (eh, it’s only beer and not the hard stuff so I’ll be fine), so they pound down more beers than they normally would and are surprised the next morning when they wake up with an 2, a new tattoo and a new infection.
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  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    I'll take your word for it. Never experienced this myself.

    If I've missed out, so be it.
  10. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    My antique Lexus might run out of gas before I get to the next filling station out there. :eek:

    (Actually, since I started working from home, it hardly gets driven. Spends all its time hooked to the battery tender).

    Funny, the most common spam phone call I get is one wanting to discuss my car's extended warranty. "Uh, OK. What do years 31-40 cost for this warranty?"
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2021 at 10:35 AM
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  11. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    Holy Week happens to coincide with the oft-discussed Opening Day (April 1), so we can offer a metaphor for the secular crowd.
  12. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Must suck to be a talk show princess.
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