Mubarak "clinically dead"

Has Obama claimed responsibility yet? ;D

 

Is that just kind of dead? What's the difference between "clinically" and "legally" dead?

 

I refuse to care about any reports on the health of critically-ill dictators unless Garrett Morris is screaming it at me.

 

Clinically Dead:




Legally Dead:




Still Dead:

 

Still Not Dead:

 

His career died a year ago.

 

If he's only mostly dead, Miracle Max could come to the rescue.

 

Obama is sending a drone to bomb the hospital so he can claim responsibility.

 

Exhibit ZZZ as to why conservative humor is just not funny.

 

I assume when he really dies he will join Bin Laden in a warm corner of hell. At least that's what John McCain said.