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Mrs. Rockbottom = expecting

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rockbottom, Oct 27, 2006.

  1. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Active Member

    Well, folks, it only took two months of avoiding the birth control for Mrs. Rockbottom and I to expecting a child. Mid-June is the target date. Woo hoo!

    rb

    p.s.: Anybody got some cash I can borrow to pay for all of this? :)
     
  2. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Congratulations!

    That is excellent news. Best of luck.
     
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    UTshooter, we all thought you would be starting this thread.

    Rockbottom, way to drop that seed, son.
     
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Wasn't me.
     
  5. May I be the first second third fourth to congratulate the RockBottoms on their upcoming expectations. Should be a bundle of "I love me some me" joy.
     
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    MAZEL TOV

    A little advise
    THEY GROW UP VERY VERY VERY FAST.

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE learn to enjoy every moment, no matter how annoying or inconvenient tit may seem at the time.
     
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Way to knock her up. That's solid work outta you.

    In all seriousness, congratulations.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Greatest. Post. Ever.

    And rb, congrats from your favorite cut-and-run stringer.
     
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Congrats -- hope all goes well for your wife and your child.

    She'll be delivering before you know it.
     
  10. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Just remember: in 16 years and 8 months, that little mass of cells will be driving a car and doubling your car insurance rates. He'll probably take the car to Dead Man's Peak and get lucky with the local town slut in the backseat. Or maybe it will be a daughter and she'll be the town bicycle......

    But in all seriousness, congrats!
     
  11. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Active Member

    I knew I had Super Sperm and all, but even I am amazed by my potency. Then again, as the pussified Rules points out, I do indeed love me some me.

    rb
     
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    So does this mean no "Live from St. Louis" (APSE) thread from Pops Rocky then?
     
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