Mrs. Lono is away ...

As soon as I deal with this riding-up issue.

 

Hey, blame AQB

 

You'll post faster if you're drunk.

 

It also helps to hate the Cubs.

 

One time I went to play cards with some buddies when my wife left for a convention. First night I get off work, they work evenings..so I'm killing time. Drive down to the riverboat casino..but stop at a place just shy of the casino at a convenience store to pick up some brew. Lady asks for a ride..and I happen to be going where she was..I thought, no problem. I get pulled over almost immediately because my tail light is out. The cop looks at her and asks what she's doing in the car...I give the answer. The woman, he proclaims, is one of the neighborhood's top hookers. They check her out, and he says you can take her where she needed to go. I dropped her back off at the convenience store, saying I needed to take a leak. She makes a phone call, and I drive off and leave her.

I never wanted my wife to leave again. Good Samaritan fucks up.

 

I will only say the tattoo that arrived by PM is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

 

I second.

Thanks for the nightmares, lono.

 

Didn't y'all ask for it, though?

 

Does anybody else have problems believing this tale?

If I didn't know any better I would think that Scribe was Eddie Murphy.

 

It's still not exactly what I had in mind...

 

We were thinking more an actual real live penis with teeth tattooed on it, at least I was.

 

I love that lono's wife goes away and his thread devolves into penis tattoos.

Freud?