Movie/TV scene that makes you laugh every time

Cathcart Hotel - A Fish Called Wanda

 

Uecker is even better in Major League II ... another bust-out-laughing moment for me is the hard cut right after Dorn tells Lou Brown that they signed a guy from the Giants ... but not those Giants ... and then Tanaka runs face-first into the outfield wall and a completely sloshed Uecker says:

"And so Hiroshi Kamakaze Tanaka knocks himself out cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan that's kinda like catchin' the ball. Personally, I think he's just tryin' to get outta the lineup."

 

"Password" on The Odd Couple. along with about a dozen other scenes from that series.

 

Oh it's just a harmless little bunny!

One scene in that movie that always gets me is where they are going to burn the witch and they are debating how to find out if she's made of wood. Someone chimes in "We'll build a bridge out of her!"

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Also, the "bring out your dead" scene from the Holy Grail:

 

Most everything in "Blazing Saddles."
The campfire, Mongo punching the horse, "the sheriff is na-ding," a laurel and hearty handshake and on and on and on.

 

That's a good call.

 

The jazz flute scene from "Anchorman."



Hey, Aqualung!

 

Every barbershop scene in Coming to America.

 

Seinfeld, "The Bizarro Jerry"

Kramer: What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

Leland: Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.

Kramer: Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.

Leland: No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.

Kramer: Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.

Leland: I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on.

Kramer: I don't even really work here.

Leland: That's what makes this so difficult.

 

The scene in Spaceballs where Colonel Sandurz and Dark Helmet watch the Spaceballs video to find out where Lone Star is.

And, of course, Ludicrous Speed. "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." (Thud!)

 

Fox News. "Fair and balanced." Gets me every time. Great writing and comic timing.