Movie/TV scene that makes you laugh every time

John Belushi doing the stealth approach to the Dean's office in "Animal House". Also, the guy measuring the dead horse and then starting up the chainsaw in the background of Dean Wormer's office. Kills me every time.

 

"What does a yellow light mean?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk

 

Any scene from Caddyshack with Ted Knight in it.

 

The scene from "The Sting", after Newman beats the Doyle Lonnegan character out of the big hand at the end of their poker game (where they both cheated, only Gondorff cheated better) then when Lonnegan realized he no longer has his wallet in his pocket to pay up. Newmann yells at him, and then flashes his wallet telling him, "when you come to a game like this, you bring your money!" Only, it was Lonnegan's money he was flashing . . . he had stolen it earlier. Not bellylaugh, but that whole scene was just so well done. Plus, the dad from the Cosby show was the dealer.

 

Caddyshack, when Danny shows up at the marina in his nautical gear: "Ahoy, polloi"

 

"Aw c'mon Linniman, I was just startin' to do good!"

 

"Mental Illness or Narcotic addiction?"
"Wow, that's a tough choice."

GREAT scene

 

Animal House: "2 Cs, 2 Ds and an F. Congratulations, Mr Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class." Approving nod and smile from Belushi.

Dumb and Dumber: "Harry, you've got a gun. And you're a horrible shot."

 

The entire baseball scene, including the National Anthem in "Naked Gun"

Thornton Mellon in Prof. Turgison's history class in "Back to School"

When Dark Helmet goes to Ludicrous Speed in "Spaceballs"

The shit hitting the fan in "Airplane"

The two bouncing airplane scenes in "Major League"

 

Everything in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. One night I saw the movie in a brewpub with 200 other fanbois, and it was a glorious display of nerd-dom.

To quote another Monty Python movie while describing the crowd -- from "Life of Brian:"

"Are there any women here?"

"No! No! No! No. No. No."

 

jerry stiller/julia louis-dreyfus outtakes from 'seinfeld' (as well as the scene as taped): 'you talkin' to me?!' ;D ;D ;D

never gets old.

 

The Honeymooners golf scene.
"Hello Ball"