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Move over Dr. Evil, woman sues city for $900 TRILLION

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Spartan Squad, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

  2. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    On the other hand, if it works, she's probably set for life.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Instead of hiring lawyers, the woman hired ill-tempered sea bass to represent her..
  4. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    But does the woman have sharks with lasers on their heads?
  5. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Well, taxes would be a bitch. And eating at Big Boy isn't as cheap as it used to be...
  7. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    She will if she wins. She may also clone herself in perfect 1/8 proportions. She will call her minime.

    The real question is where the hell would you get $900 trillion to pay that off? Is that going to be in annuity payments of $1 billion over 900,000 years?
  8. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    Nah, man, just go to JT Wentworth and get $400 trillion straight up.
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Print her up a $900 trillion dollar bill, then wish her luck finding someone to make change.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What y'all aren't figuring is that when her lawyer takes a third, she'll have to get by on $600 trillion.
  11. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Of all the screwups by the government and bureaucrats in this great land of ours, I don't think I can recall a case where kids were taken away from a parent for no good reason.
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