Move over Dr. Evil, woman sues city for $900 TRILLION

New York Post is reporting a Staten Island woman is suing because her children were put in foster care.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/city_suit_Xlephxfoop6OwLbjKUOBsO

Officials basically said she is batshit crazy. Hard to argue.

 

On the other hand, if it works, she's probably set for life.

 

Instead of hiring lawyers, the woman hired ill-tempered sea bass to represent her..

 

But does the woman have sharks with lasers on their heads?

 

"Probably"?

 

Well, taxes would be a bitch. And eating at Big Boy isn't as cheap as it used to be...

 

She will if she wins. She may also clone herself in perfect 1/8 proportions. She will call her minime.

The real question is where the hell would you get $900 trillion to pay that off? Is that going to be in annuity payments of $1 billion over 900,000 years?

 

Nah, man, just go to JT Wentworth and get $400 trillion straight up.

 

Print her up a $900 trillion dollar bill, then wish her luck finding someone to make change.

 

What y'all aren't figuring is that when her lawyer takes a third, she'll have to get by on $600 trillion.

 

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

 

Of all the screwups by the government and bureaucrats in this great land of ours, I don't think I can recall a case where kids were taken away from a parent for no good reason.