Mount Rockmore

Damn Bubbler, Kid Rock is going to have his feelings hurt. Pebbles not so much.

 

The watermelon one on the right is especially annoying.

 

Fuck Kid Rock.

Lance Rock (or Rocke as I should have spelled it) is the male prostitute from Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls who gets beheaded by a she-male.



Greatest movie character ... ever. RIP by the way, he died last year.

And I KNEW there was another reason I liked DJ Lance Rock. How the hell could I have just now made the connection?

 

Presley
Dylan
Lennon
Cash

 

I thought of Cash, but I don't think he'd qualify as rock.
If he does, I think he's my fourth lock and Dylan gets bumped.

 

In favor of who?

 

I'm saying if Johnny Cash is rock, I've got four locks.
In order, Presley, Berry, Lennon, Cash.
Dylan can have a monument, but no giant head.

 

Dylan is far more deserving of a giant head than Berry, who wrote one great rock song, over and over.

And again and again.

No contest there.

 

Monte Rock The Third

 

McCartney
Eddie Van Halen
Mick Jagger
Jimmy Page

 

Robert Plant
Jimmy Page
John Paul Jones
John Bonham

 

Singers

Robert Plant
John Lennon
Axl Rose
Bono