Mother Nature is a whore

76 degrees, sunny, not a breath of wind yesterday.

Snow, windy, general shittiness today.....temp never saw 15, and is hovering right around 5 right now.

Only thing I like this cold is my beer.

Fuckabuncha winter.

 

Sack up and deal with it, Nancy. Stop whining.

 

Consider this a perfect opportunity to freeze that corn off your toe.

 

It's December. You ever been on the East Coast in December?

 

5 Fahrenheit? I would love to be in 5 F temps right now.

It's friggin' 28-below Celsius (-18 F) and with the wind chill, it goes to -40 ... the only point on the mercury where Celsius and Farenheit match.

So fuck you and your 5 degrees.

(Said with love)

 

Mother Nature does sleep around quite a bit.

 

She and Father Time had a thing a couple years ago.

 

I think the weathermen here in Kentucky are on CRACK. We're in a "winter storm watch" with "ice and snow" predicted for Tuesday...but the Weather Channel keeps insisting we're only going to get showers and it's not supposed to get below 40.

I'm confused.

 

Wenders, welcome to a Kentucky winter.

 

Told you global warming didn't exist. [/clueless lunatic fringe]

 

Last week, we had football championship games on Sunday and Monday night where the temp didn't hit 25 degrees. Tuesday and Wednesday? It was 60 as a low.

I could never figure out what the hell to expect here in New England, and frankly, I just typically do the opposite of what the weather folks say.