Most pathetic rant ever ...

... WILL THEY ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING WNIT PAIRINGS ALREADY! MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

I'm going to see what's left of my manhood now ...

 

We'll need dental records to even identify the remains of your manhood.

Have your wife send them over here.

 

I don't even think that will help. Obliterated beyond recognition.

My manhood is officially MIA.

 

You will now be known as:

Former SportsJournalists.com poster of the year, Bubbler

 

Wait ... there's a women's NIT?

 

Maybe the WNIT selectors are busy getting a FUCKING HAIRCUT!

 

LORD ALMIGHTY! This is killing me! I want my WNIT! I want a cheesy commercial that has Sting saying he wants his WNIT! I want an equally cheesy commerical with Kajagoogoo's Limahl saying he wants his WNIT!

What's the holdup you assholes?!

 

Well when La. Tech said no to them, it completely fucked up the matrix. Maybe they'll invite the Akron men.

 

I don't know what's worse ... this rant or the fact that the WNIT web site has a PRINTABLE BLANK bracket.

Did I mention my fascination with this is entirely work-related?

 

I love how an interest in women's basketball suddenly makes Bubbler less of a man.

 

UTshooter, I hear you. But let's be real here.

Women's basketball? Perfectly fine to be fascinated with the sport and the NCAA tournament. I like women's basketball.

But the WNIT? Believe me, I'm less of a man.

 

In all fairness, I understand that you're only into it for work, and I don't expect you to be excited about it. But I apparently have a pet peeve about comments like this. A formerly latent pet peeve, since it's never bothered me until just a few minutes ago.