Most overrated tee-ball player of all time

Have at it.

 

My nephew really sucks.

 

That's fine, but was he a pre-season all-star or 1st team All-American?

 

My brother. He was about 6 inches taller than the rest of the kids and looked like a monster. But give his prediliction for building mounds of dirt, he found himself relegated to right field and quickly out of baseball.

 

I think the answer to this one is also Gregg Jefferies.

 

That bearded guy ain't bad...good to know he's not on the juice.

 

Looks like he wants to give the little boy some juice, though.

 

I hear bobblehead throws like a girl, FWIW.

 

Nolan Ryan.

 

It's true. He throws so badly that the biggest insult in his league is to tell a girl she throws like Bobblehead.

 

That would have to be me. My dad nicknamed me "Ripken" after one memorable play. It was co-ed teeball, I was at third, and the ball was hit right to the shortstop.

Since we all know girls can't play ball, at least not at age 6, I charged left and picked up the ball in front of her. Then I wheeled, fired, and airmailed the first baseman by at least five feet. E-5.

Sadly, that was the highlight of my athletic career. Baseball became infinetly harder when the ball was moving.

But for one shining moment.... all the world was mine.

 

Growing up, unlike the other kids who had uppercut swings, babblehead karate-chopped the ball...