Most off-the-wall, random quote I've ever heard...

Thanks for the lesson in morality. I got what I needed and will write a good story out of it. This wasn't the guy's only bizarre statement. He was a weird dude, but a helluva former sprinter who's raised another one. I just thought it was a funny quote...sorry if I offended you.

 

nope, not offended at all

but thanks for your concern

 

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

 

Dynamite drop-in, Lewis.

 

So I had to call my pops to read him this - basically waking him up - and I asked what his ffollwu-up would be to that question.

his response: A stiff drink.

 

ffollwu-up?

Is your father a Welshman?

 

A canoe is going down the railroad tracks and a wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Two, because there aren't ANY bones in ice cream.

 

For some reason this thread reminded me of eating lunch with George Foster a few years ago.

 

Me too, and I've never had lunch with George Foster.

 

I have no idea from whence that came, but it's some funny shit.

 

What's the difference between an orange?

A firetruck. Because vests don't have sleeves.

 

I really enjoyed purple monkey dishwater, reckoning on direct deposit flyswatter.