Most embarrassing story ever (as shared by Craig Ferguson)

that to, but still think Bill Clinton's work given his stature is the gold standard.

 

I can see that point of view, but at least Clinton didn't have to acknowledge finishing in 15 seconds down his leg or whatever it was Pitino claimed. Clinton just scored with an intern. Really no different than probably a sizeable percentage of corporate America, except that he was the President.

 

"Is that code?"

 

I've "caught" buddies of mine on two sepperate occassions, both in hotels we were sharing while on various trips in college:
1) Was 2nd in line for a shower out of a gang of 3 of us. He walks out of the bathroom and I go in..the drain is slow and I look down in time to see, um, his "seed" washing down the drain.
2) Long night of drinking, buddy leaves the hotel bar early, I stay to BS with the bartender. I go up to the room 30 minutes later and my bud had ordered hotel porn and was sitting on the edge of the bed going to town. I just said "Don't mind me," walked into the bathroom and took a leak. Came out a few minutes later. Lights off, TV off and he's "asleep". We never spoke of it again. He probably thinks I was too hammered to remember. Maybe on his wedding day, I'll remind him I wasn't. LOL

 

Ferguson cracked me up a few weeks ago when he had Mila Kunis on.

When Kunis told him that she was only 14 year old when she started acting on That 70's Show, Ferguson looks at the camera sheepishly.

"I feel so bad now."

 

Killick never could tell stories very well.

 

Yeah, I kinda fucked it up.

Reminded of the scene from Tommy Boy (or was it Black Sheep?)... "Are you still up? Hey - who was your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or... Spanky?"

 

"Richard...were you watching Spanktravision?"

 

I swear I've heard that story before. I think it might be like the aristocrats joke. It might have been Ricky Gervais that told it on his HBO special but I'd bet money it's not original with Ferguson. By the way, Gervais' last awful story on his comedy special was even worse -- about 2 guys who hook up through a glory hole in one of those adult book stores, walk out, and realize they are father and son... yeah sorry about repeating that.

 

"No kidding!"

 

"Craig, I could do this all night."

 

Love the newest addition: "What? Too gay?"