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Most embarrassing story ever (as shared by Craig Ferguson)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    For those of your working tonight, or those who don't watch Craig Ferguson, he just dropped a great story on Denis Leary. Leary was talking about things he used to do to his brother, including taking a lighter to his record collection.

    "Then, he'd come home and put on those huge 70s headphones, put on a record and I'd be laughing my ass off because all he'd hear was 'mwoo-wrah-woo!' because I'd melted all his records."

    So, that prompts Ferguson to share his story about huge 70s headphones.

    "I've got a story about those headphones. I had a friend who, after a night out, came home, got undressed and put on his headphones. You couldn't hear a thing around you when you were wearing them. And, as he's listening to music, he closed his eyes... and proceeds to perform... an act of self-massage. So, he, uh... finishes up... and he opens his eyes. And there, on the nightstand beside the bed, was a sandwich and a glass of milk."

    Wow. Just, wow.
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    For some reason, I don't get it.
  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    His mom apparently walked in on him, mid-wank, and he didn't realize it. She left the sandwich and milk.
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Well, that was nice of her.
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Said Leary: "I think I would have run away from home." Agreed. The breakfast table the next morning would have been unbelievably uncomfortable.
  6. GermanKeyser

    GermanKeyser Member

    Anyone else reminded of a Stephen Lynch song?

  7. "Living at home" would have been an essential part of the story/joke. :)
  8. To mom's credit... she thought the kid worked up an appetite.
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I can't believe that had to be explained... :D
  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    wouldn't it have been his mum since he was across the pond.
  11. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    To quote Geoff Peterson:


    I heart CraigyFerg. Biggest man-crush ever!
  12. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    I think Rick Pitino's court testimony is more embarassing.
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