Most awesomest names

I had a college class with a guy whose last name was Pee.

 

I'm naming one of my kids Louisville Slugger just for you, Flash.

 

Here's a strong candidate... Special

With sisters Treasure and Wonderful.

http://goxavier.cstv.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/jennings_special00.html

 

So long as it isn't Combat Virus.

 

Nope. Perhaps Mizuno, but not Combat Virus.

 

Mug Costanza

 

Or Ketchup. It's a pretty name for a girl.

 

I [unsuccessfully] tried to give my son a name where his initials would be PEZ.

I then [unsuccessfully] tried to name him after my favorite Star Wars character and the greatest motorcycle daredevil of all time [I have to specify as everyone knows that Joie Chitwood was the greatest daredevil of all time]:

Greedo Knievel!

 

For years, I told everyone I'd name my kid piss-bucket. I've got $20 that says if I have a kid, my eyes will light up and the first words out of my mouth will be "Piss-bucket?" Then I'll be immediately told to shut up.

 

I'm not sure if this counts, but I had a computer generated player on my team in my Madden franchise named Furious Otter.

 

I went to school with a kid in elementary school who was named Harley Davidson Jackson. There was also a girl named Velvetta (Vel-vet-ah) in my high school.

 

Don't forget former Washington quarterback Sonny Sixkiller.