Most awesomest names

Living in rural, red-state 'Murica proved to me that my European-descended brothers and sisters can make up weird-ass names with even weirder spellings just as creatively and prolifically as my African-American brothers and sisters.

What I don't understand is why. Africans had their names and other aspects of their culture stolen from them, so asserting pride with African-inspired names seems reasonable.

Conversely, us people of pallor have our culture and names intact. So why not go with the classics? I don't know, I guess I have a conservative side 'cause I don't understand the appeal of goofy names.

 

Maybe Rahger can chime in.

 

Went to high school with a girl by the name of Unique Surprise for her first and middle name.
Don't know why they didn't just name her Accident.

 

I remember when the most extreme alternate spellings were Sara instead of Sarah or Kristen instead of Kristin.

 

Mavric (that's the way it's spelled) Parks is a goalie for the Kitchener Rangers of the Ontario Hockey League. Very cool name.

 

What's this Top Gun crap you're talking about?

 

Actually, I could see it with her, I suppose. The smart money would be on "No," though.

 

Wow ... that definitely tops the brother and sister named Sweet and Pretty that I went to school with.

 

Know a brother and sister named "Freedom" and "Justice".

The most ass-kicking name, IMO:

Dalton (Hi Sxy!)

 

I was just going to say... Why not just put a pole in her bedroom?

 

Coke Dick

Offensive lineman for a high school team at a past paper. It was one of the largest high schools in the state, BCS conference school in the city.