Most awesomest names

I went to get a fuckin' haircut (Hi! ... wait, who coined that phrase?) tonight. At another booth, I hear the lady cutting hair say something like, "My 10-year-old Maverick yadda yadda ..."

She named her kid Maverick. I desperately wanted to know if it was from Top Gun. And if she had another son, would she name him Goose? Or if she had a daughter, maybe Charlie?

So what's your most awesomest name ever?

 

LinZee

Hi 21!

 

There's a bunch of kids in my coverage area with the last name Raper.

Not sure how awesome it is, though.

 

I will name my kid Brodie.

 

Guy in our neck o' the woods named:

Delmonte Zucchini Jones.

I shit you not.

 

Bubbler coined "Get a fucking haircut!", FYI.

 

One knew a girl named Seanaena (pronounced Shaw-nay-na). One hard vowel away from the "Martin" character.

 

I know someone who has a 10-year old boy named "Choice." Not awesome.

 

I have encountered a Chance and a Chase.

 

I've known a Chastity and Cherity.

Chastity was a way bigger slut. Whoda thunk it?

 

I have also known a Charity and a Misty. Misty was unbelievably hot and not a stripper.

 

I once knew an Asia.