Most Annoying Singers

I make it a point to sing "Like a child misses his or her blanket" when listening to it

 

I may never love you more than I do right at this moment.

 

What can I say? I was born to be a lyric rebel.

 

Exactly. I thought of her when I saw the thread title and got more and more disappointed as I read through the posts and didn't see her mentioned.
And Piotr, I think Gwen Stefani has a very sexy voice, but to each his own, I suppose.

 

I thought of her, too, with her denture sound to her singing. And crack-headedness. But since she hasn't done anything in years, I decided to pass her by.

 

Aldo Nova, aka "Dildo Nova," Latin for "the new dildo."



Special mention for Billy Squier and Mike Reno. God, the 80s sucked.

 

Wow... that didn't take long...


And Celine Dion belongs at the top of the list -- her facial contortions belong in their own category

 

You would enjoy this, Slapps.

 

If "Lady really needs to blow her nose, because she sounds like she's got a cold," is your idea of a sexy singing voice, more power to you.

Also: A vote for Paolo Nutini. Bad songs, bad voice, and he was lucky enough to perform on the same stage as Zeppelin's reunion (as Ertegun's last signing).

"Grant my lasht requesht and joust let me hode you . .don't shrug your ssshoal-dah . . lay down beshide me."

And it's NOT his accent, unless the producer somehow lifted it out of "New Shoes." It's that he CHOOSES to suck on that particular song.

 

Why isn't the guy from Counting Crows on that list?

 

No way Aldo Nova is as bad as fellow Canuck Celine. And she can't play her guitar sidesaddle, either.

 

Shouldn't this list begin and end with Barry Manilow?