Morganna the Kissing Bandit

I want to see a documentary on Fan Man, the guy who parachuted into a ton of events in the early '90s.

 

Go talk to Monica Seles, Rebecca Schaeffer and John Lennon about random fans walking up to them.

 

I'll at least give that guy points for creativity. He certainly put more thought, expense and effort into it. Believe he's top dog in the all time fan attention whore standings.

And, btw, aren't these just the same folks who play the fool on our reality shows today? Poor Morganna missed the big time by a couple decades, she might have some Honey Boo Boo calibur gig if she was young today. There's just so many other outlets for the aspiring attention whore today.

 

Morganna was Charo going low-rent. Cuchi-cuchi!

 

the poor man's charo....I like it.

 

I don't know but there was at least one very good article written about him. If I can find it I will post it.

 

That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about ...

Just a tad over the top, no?

 

Not really. Any idiot walking onto the field of play at a sports event or the performance surface at a concert, etc etc, needs to be planted in the floorboards/turf emphatically enough that:

-- they ain't getting up to do anything to anybody, and
-- anybody and everybody watching in person or on teevee says, "Holy fucking shit. Well, I guess it would be a super-duper-good idea not to do anything like that -- like ever in my life."


THEN, dragged off feet first to the local slammer.

 

I didn't see the fight live, but I do remember the surrealness of watching SportsCenter and all of a sudden hearing the anchor say, "The Bowe-Holyfield fight has apparently stopped because someone just parachuted into the ring."

 

I don't think this is quite fair. Fans would have also loved and accepted an Asian lady with gigantic fun boobs.

 

Pete Rose did.